Listen to this dog
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♫ and i think to myself…
let me in this damn door ♪
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WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.
In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams.
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8.
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it
wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU
*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*
OH MY GOD
oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF
IT’S HORRIFYING
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What else did I expect, honestly?
Let’s Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way
Former disgraced congressman Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York. Great news if you’ve been waiting for “journalists” to whip out all their Weiner puns.
Here’s a list to get us started. Please add more Weiner wordplay of your own.
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i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
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Kitten sounds like a goat